Information is the resolution of uncertainty.
Cat’s Evolution
In the Orion Spur, a small structure between the Perseus and Sagittarius arms of the Milky Way galaxy, a small planet orbits a yellow dwarf star. The Planet took shape from dust and gas, blazing like molten lava. As it cooled, a thin crust formed, much like an eggshell. Meteors and comets struck the planet, sometimes cracking the surface and releasing magma, but also bringing water—and odd self-copying molecules known as "replicators". Replicators triggered chemical processes that enabled the creation, storage, and transmission of information over time. Several billion years later, these processes would come to be known as life.
Replicators made copies of themselves, but mistakes sometimes happened. Some copies were better at reproducing, others worse. Over time, the better ones survived and kept copying, while the weaker ones died out.
After four billion years, the first fish appeared on Earth. These fish were still made up of those same self-copying molecules—replicators, but now the replicators had built bodies for themselves out of cells. These bodies acted like colossal “bio-robots”, specialized machines designed to help the replicators survive in a watery environment.
Then ages passed, and some fish decided to leave the oceans and colonize a new “outer-space” — the land. They became amphibians, then reptiles, and after another 200 million years, dinosaurs. Dinosaurs ruled the planet for 150 million years. Replicators had created perfect bio-robots for living on land.
But the conditions on Earth changed, and almost all dinosaurs died out. This opened the way for the ancestors of cats, dolphins, and monkeys.
Evolution was doing fine — until Cats decided it could do better. The following song explains what happened next.
There were no time, there were no space, and no Cats before Empty voids, populated by quarks, were pointless to explore Then came on Earth amoebas simple and small They’ve already had sex, but world was boring without Cats Then fish came to the Earth, slimy and cold Fish has grown legs and quickly became a frog Their scale led to the lizards and then dinosaurs But they were all dumb and world still was boring without Cats Unicorns, birds and cows, Finally primates and Cats! But no one was there to feed super Cats, so Cats domesticated Apes And now someone could work for the Cats, could pray for the Cats Now world is fascinating enough to live and to be explored by Cats
