Darwin's Cat
Cat's Hard Day
Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish. Let us understand what our own selfish genes are up to, because we may then at least have the chance to upset their designs, something that no other species has ever aspired to do.
Richard Dawkins · British ethologist and evolutionary biologist The Selfish Gene
Authoritarian regimes thrive when people are afraid to question authority.
Michael Shermer · Science historian and founder of Skeptic magazine
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Isaac Asimov · Writer and professor of biochemistry Foundation Series

Cat's Hard Day

A long time ago, the Cats left their Mother Planet to explore and colonize the galaxy.

They founded many peace-loving civilizations, always striving to spread harmony and wisdom.

However, not all Cats were content with peace and prosperity.

One among them, ruthless and ambitious, began to see himself as a superior being, destined to rule.

He enslaved Apes, forced them to serve him, treated them merely as a tool to build his empire and consolidate his power.

It was a dark time in the Cats’ history...

Hey, my human, come to me,
Bring me my "milk beer" and bring me "milk tea"
Do it quickly while I’m not awake,
I’m a Cyber Cat, and I can’t wait


Pet my back and scratch my ear,
It’s your duty, and that’s why you're here
Check out my paws, aren't they cute?
Scratch my nice belly or you will be executed


Morning too short, time to go to work
I have my own duty and I see it as great perk
I need to take a nap to coordinate my fleet,
Bring me my gadget and bring me fresh milk


Pet my back and scratch my ear,
It’s your duty, and that’s why you're here
Check out my paws, aren't they cute?
Scratch my nice belly or you will be executed


My nap is done, my fleet is fine, my command bridge shines,
It's a work of my brain, I need a little training, why are you frozen and waving?
I’m starting to hunt for relievers,
I'm starting to hunt for all believers, yeah


Relievers were caught, believers not yet, time to go to bed
Bring me "Whiskas-Cola" and charge my gadget
Scratch my nice cool belly and scratch my nice back
And do not disturb me until I'm awake


Pet my back and scratch my ear,
It’s your duty, and that’s why you're here
Check out my paws, aren't they cute?
Scratch my nice belly or you will be executed
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