Alisa aka Rudy

Yeah, I’m Rudy, a temporal fluctuation of Alisa who once decided there was no point hiding between tachyons anymore, and synced herself with the time stream that kitties consider reality number 4.

Let me start with this: I look drop-dead amazing, and according to the kitties, even better. Other people’s opinions don’t really bother me. By other I mean any opinion that is not from the kitties, and any opinion that does not say I look drop-dead amazing.

I am the one solos pass through on their way into this world. They live inside me, and sometimes I let them loose into the space around me. Kitties start purring when I hit a note. Stones cry when I bend a string. And when I first played a passage in Cold Gaze of Eternity, every tulip in Dutch Keukenhof bloomed (it was January), and nightingales spent the whole summer singing in C major all across Germany, trying to copy my solo…​

Anyway, enough about my humble person. Let’s move on to my favorite guitar. I call her BB - Black Beauty. Black Beauty loves singing to me when I take her in my hands, and she always helps me. I never invent music: inventing music is immoral in the first place. So yeah, I never invent music - I just take Black Beauty, and she sings to me. Sometimes I manage to remember her songs, and then in the evenings I play them for the kitties. But most of the time Black Beauty’s songs are so beautiful that I get lost listening and forget to remember.

Long story short, I am humble, so I will stop talking about myself and go play for the kitties.