Alisa aka WhiteCat
I am WhiteCat - I am the singularity of Alisa; I am incomprehensible, and I attract anyone and everyone, and even time itself slows down when I am near!
Do not joke with me, I am deadly dangerous. When I have an entourage, I shine brighter than the stars - with the light of those I have attracted. Yes, I am the singularity, and everything revolves around me, for I am the center of everything, and my blazing accretion disk is so bright that it can be seen from billions of light years away, from any point in the observable Universe! That is exactly how the kitties spotted me, and at their request I now manifest in reality number 4 to sing what they want to tell the world. Yes, I am the singularity, and the voice of the kitties, because they want it so.
Why do I agree to spend one brane of my multiverse on the fourth reality? I did not want to say, but I will. The fruit-artifact Mango 🥭[1]. None of the worlds contain mango. None of the 666 worlds of the kitties contain mango. None of the 236 worlds of the Neanderthals contain mango, none of the 97 worlds of the dolphins contain mango. Mango is the key that helps me feel part of the Higgs Ocean[2] and draw infinite energy from it, to bend space. Infinite energy straight from the inflaton field[3].
While I eat mango, you may listen to me. And the kitties are pleased. Though you will listen to me anyway - you have nowhere to go - for I am the singularity[4].
